One good reason why I’m not a Christian or Abrahamist, though I wish I could find the video clip rather than a transcript.
Gerald: Hello, Kyle. How’s the hemorrhoid today?
Sheila: Kyle, we wanna tell you about the book of Job. It’s a story from the Bible.
Kyle: I’ve had enough of the Bible. What has it gotten me?
Gerald: Oh, I think you’ll see differently after hearing this. Sit down, Kyle. Uh, okay. You see, Job lived in the east of Jordan a long long time ago. Job was a great man. He was blessed with ten lovely children, a wonderful wife, and many friends.
Sheila: He was godly, and a good man, and fed the poor.
Gerald: He was the most upright and honorable of men, and every day he praised God.
Sheila: But one day, Satan went up to heaven and talked to God.
Kyle: Satan talked to God?
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